Maybe I do have two personalities.

Dale Langlois Who is the Beave?

This week some of the guys at work overheard me talking to the editor of the local newspaper. He plans on doing a press release after I get home from vacation. The guys I write for said I sounded like a phony while I was talking to him. I laughed and it took time for me to see it from their point of view.
Now after thinking about it, I see they were right. When I am at work I am the Beave. I fart right along side of some of the most respected people in the plant.
The phone call I was making, was with a man who’s office I would never fart in. In fact it’s common knowledge that most people in the literary world discourage farting in their offices or lunchrooms.
I guess as time is relative, so is the personality I use. It depends on whom I am talking to.